Stop that!

Dear Chinese people who leave comments on my blog,

If you can read the blog, then you should leave comments in English. Because, you see, I can't read Chinese. So I don't know what you're saying. Are you being complimentary? Are you insulting me? Inviting me to view naked pictures or buy performance-enhancing medicines? See, I just can't tell so I have to delete them. And I'm just way too busy to spend time doing that and writing these posts.

So, I'll say it just once...

停止，现在！

Thank you.