(this is, I think, for Mark. Or church musicians).
*My life is changed--I just won $100.
*Miranda is upset because she's emailed us nude pics of herself and we're ignoring her.
*Viagra now comes in easy-to-chew soft tabs. For those with denture problems, maybe.
*I apparently have a PLAN B.
*I have GOT to see these pics of Jennifer Aniston.
*The vacation of my dreams is just waiting for me.
*The D Agency wants to meet me.
*One's social status grows in proportion to the size of one's member (that's for Mark again.)
*There's a problem with my order.
*I could be making $10,000 per month.
*Dinner at the Olive Garden is on them.
*A cool watch automatically means big respect.
*I must stop. Immediately.
1 comment:
Your so mean to hurt Miranda like that.
You won 100 bucks? Can I have a loan?
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